June 28, 2006

Next Caller Please

Caller: I need to know why you people won't cover my Viagra pills.

Me: Well sir, are you aware of the dispensing limit for Viagra. We are only allowed to reimburse you for 6 pills per month.

Caller: WHAT! 6 pills per month?!

Me: Yes sir that is correct.

Caller: God damn, Government is just trying to control how much sex us old people have.

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