July 8, 2008

So I was driving "up north" two weekends ago and we stopped at a rest area to have a smoke when we noticed there are quite a few sheriff's vehicles across the hwy. A guy friend with us says to the patrolman that comes over "What'd you lose somebody?" and the patrolman answers back "Actually yeah, we had a double drowning today."


Insert foot in mouth.





So we're on our way back from "up north" and we pass an anti-abortion billboard to which this same friend exclaims, "If you're going to put up a billboard like that, you might want to use a picture of a cute baby. I mean it looks like that thing has down syndrome." to which we replied, "He does have down syndrome".


How does your foot taste?


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