June 28, 2006

Next Caller Please

Caller: I need to know if you will cover my prescriptions.

Me: Well, I actually show that your prescription benefits are administered by a different company called Express Scripts. To find out your coverage for a prescription you would have to call them at 1-800-555-1234.

Caller: Can you tell me what drugs would be eligible?

Me: No, you would have to call Express Scripts.

Caller: Can you do an authorization for my prescription?

Me: No, you would have to call Express Scripts.

Caller: Can you send me a prescription id card?

Me: No, you would have to call Express Scripts.

Caller : What's my id with them?

Me: I don't know you would have to call Express Scripts for that information.

Caller: What was that number?

4 comments:

Garry said...

LOL, funny stuff! Are these actual calls? If so, that's scary!

Shae said...

Amazingly, yes they are real live calls. Just one of the perks of working for an insurance company.

Garry said...

Wow...you poor gal, I pity you! :)

Shae said...

Oh please, no pity needed. I have done this to myself. Ha!