My pro football team (decided with the help of my mostly male co-workers) is now: The Detroit Lions. They were founded in 1930 in Portsmouth, OH. Their colors are blue and silver. They went the entire 2001, 2002 and 2003 seasons without a road victory, thus becoming the only team in NFL history not to win on the road for three consecutive entire seasons. The QB is John Kitna. I think he's new. They've got a new Head Coach, and Offensive and Defensive Coordinators. They won the first preseason game. Go Lions.

Oh, and Kyle Wirth is awesome. Really awesome. He was born with no emotions. And he is a Genius. And he is victorious with the ladies. And he is humble and that is his best quality.